Yes, My Lord!

Hello, I doubt anyone read my game blog, but whatevs, school break has started for me and now I can divulge my time for video games again. HURRAH FOR LAST REMNANT. This PC Port is pretty nice. By nice, I mean it still hold my interest even after 30 hours of playing. I certainly can spot loads of flaws in this game, but what I want to write here are mostly my short sadsadsad-ing opinions and the blatantly homosexual hints that Square Enix gave instead of the srs game review. Ah, Last Remnant.. where do we start?

Let’s start with the premise of the story. Rush Sykes is coming from a small island, his papa and mama are researching remnants (Rush’s world’s source of power) somewhere far. Thus Rush is living with his sister, Irina. Suddenly his sister is kidnapped and Rush goes “OH NOE” and try to find his sister in the middle of epic battlefield. There he met Emma, a badass female swordsman who’s actually a general to Lord / Marquis David Nassau. For some reason love at the first sight David decided to help Rush to get his sister back. And then Rush find himself tangled in the middle of nobles who loves to screw commoner’s life. Blah blah blah blah, scenes where Irina calling Rush oni-chan in her prison, Rush doing stupid things, Marquis David being hot blonde, blah blah, people die, blah blah you get the story.

The system is OK in my book, it’s your traditional RPG combined with a touch of strategy. You create units instead of individual party so you need to keep your units balanced in classes and status because the battlefield in this game is pretty rough. I mostly go with one magician, one big guy for tank-ing, and one smasher with big ATK points in each of my unit. I want to write more about the complex system, because to be honest I can’t find any words to type (and I call myself a blogger). The hell with flaws, I’m enjoying this game!1!!!

Now unto the print screen abusing!

What kind of game that has “Don’t Be Afraid to Die” options instead of “Escape You Under-leveled Fools!”?

Yeah, there’s no escaping option.

My PC is nothing fancy, but I dig the look of this game.

Character details too, look at his skin!

Kay ROFL, HINTS TIME!

“RUSH LET’S have a date WALK WITH ME”.

“Beside, matters should be simplified if you go with me”
OR COURSE, MARQUIS.

I RABU YU

…..

B-BUT! How about other people?

Don’t worry, my generals can handle my mess, they’ve been do so since I was a baby.

“Eww Dave, you are so gross”

Because giving flower is not awkward at all.

The blush was Photoshop generated.

“Wait, where are you going?”
Yes Rush, running away from your true feelings won’t make you feel any better.

“Did you finally meet your mother?”
And tell her about us?

David’s Admirer : “I can tell you are into the marquis as much as I am”
YOU WERE SAYING!?”
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This game broke my brain. Anyway, if you are looking for a game with pretty graphic, great battle system, not-so-great story and doesn’t mind crack-ish, kinda stupid, two dimensional characters this RPG is for you because the PC port simply tops the 360 version. Especially if you have free time to waste like me. Whoever write the script for this game must be a closet BL fan, because there are so many hints you can extract even from the dialogues with towns people. David, you silly dog.